Funny thing the kids say, March 2012

Here are some funny, memorable Facebook posts from March


Mar 1

Jake: Mom, you want to hear my thought?
Me: Sure.
Jake: It'll cost you a penny. My thoughts are a penny each.
*sigh* gotta give the dude credit for trying to capitalize on anything he can.

Mar 5

Jake: Mom, can I have a snack?
Me: Jake, no. Go to bed.
Jake: Mom, my hunger is at 86%. It has to be 90% before I can go to sleep!

Mar 10

Liv, on the way to the tea party, "Mom, sometimes, when I'm hungry and grown ups don't give me food, I eat my boogers. I know it's gross. I do it anyway." *sigh*

Mar 16
Josey: You know, something I don't get.
Why do people say "You want som fries with that shake?"
Me: It's when you shake your booty.
Josey: I don't get it. Why do they say that?
Me: Because fries and shakes go together. You know, fast food?
Josey: Why don't they just say, "You want some whip cream with that
shake?" That makes more sense.
Brett: Josey, you should stop dyeing your hair.

Mar 22

I bought Liv some Bella Sara cards (they have codes on them for her to get more horses on bellasara.com) I told her that the "Get Well Fairy" dropped them off. She opened the package and
noticed all the cards had codes. She squealed with delight, raised her cards, looked up, and yelled, "THANK YOU JESUS!" and kissed them LOL.

Mar 24

I bought Jake a few thermal sets (tops and bottoms). I had him wear the top to one of them today, because he was going to be hanging out with Brett at the shop and it was cold. We're getting ready to leave and I'm trying to do a few things, and Jake comes running to me and says, "Mom, I don't have to wear the thong bottoms because this shirt keeps me warm!" Me, terribly confused said, "What are... you talking about Jake?" Jake grabs his sweat pants and said, "The THONG BOTTOMS! This top blocks the wind so I will be warm enough." Me, finally figuring out what he's talking about, "Jake, you mean THERMAL bottoms?" Jake, "Yeah, yeah that. Whatever. I don't have to wear them." and he walked away. He's such a nut.

Mar 29

Liv has a toothbrush with the suction cup on the end. I went to go check on Jake in his room, and saw Liv, dancing in front of the mirror, new baseball helmet on and her toothbrush suctioned to the top, dancing in front of the mirror. What a weird kid...